So I just wrote an email to Leaf informing him that he doesn't know the first thing about me. Then I told him the first thing about me.
Which is a weird statement.
The first thing? The VERY first thing? If you had to identify THE first thing about yourself, which thing would it be? Anybody can know a single thing about anybody else, so be picky.
My first thing is:
I detest refrigerator/freezer aisles in grocery stores.
I wish I knew how to put the "the more you know" sound clip here...