I did a Google-search for "ceejus" and got a few cuh-razy results:
I am the last of the Great Grand Masters of the Knights Templar Inner Circle, apparently. I went to the main site for this "religion" and it is INSANE. Insanely hilarious, I mean. That means I'm somewhat similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You should probably bow to me.
I am a lackluster artist.
I am a vlogger with a penchant for George Carlin and techno.
I am a future owner.
I am a total f*cking commie.