Dear Jay Leno,
You aren't funny, and I happen to be excited about "The Mechanic" coming out this weekend. I've never coerced The Foliage to pay to see a chick flick, either. Mostly, I can't believe you have a show. I don't want to say "I hate you" or "you suck so much it makes it hard for me to breathe when your show is on" but...please just stop saying words out loud. Forever. Yesterday.