Madre de DIOS these shoes are EVERYWHERE. They are, like, THE flat shoe of the young, female professional in this town. Am I surprised that Tory Burch shoes are popular? Not at all. They're nice shoes. Am I blown away that I'm one of maybe ten women in Washington that haven't jumped on this? Yeah. A little. They're just plain flats! WTF?
Kudos, Tory. You've successfully branded an entire metropolitan area with your thoroughly boring product. Well done.