Last night we went to dinner and to see The Foliage's dad play in one of his bands. I ordered a salad, and when it arrived it was HUGE. Absolutely gigantic. Pretty much family-sized. And there were a lot of components that were sort of segregated on the plate. One of which looked like guacamole. But when I mixed them all together, and took a big bite, realized it was actually wasabi. And suddenly it became the most terrifying salad I've ever had.
I really need to start reading menus more thoroughly.