GChat conversation with The Foliage today (and I use the word "conversation" loosely because he was really just ranting AT me, as you'll see):
The Foliage: Right now I'm really annoyed at the "girl club" in this office.
Every time a girl is getting married or having a baby, they throw a little work shower in the conference room and get the company to pay for it!
And guys are never invited!
If you want to hold a gender exclusive event, do it somewhere else! Otherwise, feed me!
It mostly annoys me this time because it's for [MauiWowy], and she's totally my friend too!
Stupid pink balloons and giggles...stop paying for "girls day in" with company money!
...3 minutes later...
The Foliage: Aw see now I feel bad
Because they opened the doors up for leftovers
Ceej: too late
Even though he recanted (which is how NINETY-NINE PER CENT of his rants end...seriously, there's video to attest to this fact), I'm still sharing this with you, Internet. Because...oh, the injustice!!