Monday, June 6, 2011

and i'm like omg becky's not even hot

I would really like to see an All-State Insurance: First Class movie. Because I could totally see Mayhem being a young recruit to the X-Men. Only his power is being able to sustain moderate-to-ridiculous injuries. And then he gets left out of the franchise because his power is LAME and he has to resort to selling car insurance to make ends meet. How humiliating.

I still love you, Mayhem. You don't need the other mutants.

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