Monday, June 20, 2011

the things they carried

Stuff my partner and future family-in-law lost yesterday while whitewater tubing:
-Sunglasses
-Hat
-Shoe (retrieved)
-Prescription glasses
-The integrity of a "dry bag"
-Car key to a rental
-Other stuff I don't even know about

Stuff I lost yesterday while whitewater tubing:
-My balance
-Yeahhhhh, that's about it...

You can make fun of the OCD chick all you want, but she's the one who left with every single thing she brought, suckers. Nature doesn't make lazy rivers; the Potomac will take everything you love.

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